1: This is you.
"Let the passion warm you up inside,
It's the flames of love."
2: This Pokémon is your rival.
YOU'RE CLAW IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
3: This Pokémon is deeply in love with you.
...Does spider have pusspuss?
4: This Pokémon is stalking you.
Well he has the eye's of a stalker.
5: This Pokémon just stole your cake.
You pink cuddly bastard!
6: This is your lab partner.
Well at least he's smart.
The bestest friend a 10 foot tall dragon could have!
8: This Pokémon is about to fight you.
What the hell did you just say about my fur?!
9: This Pokémon will do anything to get your shoes.
Get you're own shoes you cute floating weirdo!
10: This Pokémon is currently hiding in your house.
Dammit Umbreon said you could crash here one time!
11: This Pokémon is your pet.
Hooray for fluffy rabbits!
12: This is your new roommate.
He hates when i use him a birthday ballon.
13: This is your new boss.
He's the kind of boss you'd like to have beer with.
14: This Pokémon watches you while you sleep at night.
Get off my property and take you're cloud with you.
15: This Pokémon is scared of you.
He's scared of all this fabulous fluff.
16: This Pokémon is about to perform surgery on you.
I hope you know what you're doing doc hehe.
17: You have to babysit this Pokémon all night.
Well you shouldn't be that much of a problem...right?
18: This Pokémon loves sleeping on your head.